And here's what we got:
So the recently passed weekend offered to me an adventure: troubleshooting the Internet connection at Theresa’s place. Now some of you may be wondering how troubleshooting someones Internet connection could be an adventure, and I completely understand your confusion and/or skepticism. Believe me that I wasn’t expecting an adventure for something that was, at the time, very straight-forward.
You see on Sunday afternoon, the Internet connection at Theresa’s house was dreadfully slow, and would randomly disconnect for a couple seconds at a time. Just enough time to cancel any sort of operation you were hoping to do while browsing the Interwebs. I, being the only tech-savvy person about, was given the … opportunity to correct the situation.
This is not what I wanted to do with my weekend, but sadly when your girlfriend is Internet dependent and gets frustrated when things don’t work (don’t we all though?) it makes fixing said Internet.